What is WRONG with me

Now that this is really turning into a dream blog, how about this dumb-ass move:

I have been known to cancel dentist appointments and curse people out and not remember when they call me early in the morning. Now that I sleep with my phone off, this isn't so much of a problem, but I still do stupid things when I first wake up in the morning.

For example, this morning my phone alarm went off (dammit, I left my phone at home!) and I remembered a dream I had during the night. It was about a boy I went to high school with. We weren't exactly what I would call friends... there were a lot of fluctuating relationship dynamics going on between his friends and me and my friends... but we definitely knew each other. He was never as big of a douche as the rest of his friends and we are friendly twice a year when we see each other.

So thanks to the wonders of facebook mobile technology, from the warm comfort of my bed, I was able to send a message to this boy before I was even awake enough to lift my head from the pillow.

And here is what I said:

"Last night I had a dream that I was sitting in the living room of your parents house watching baseball on tv with them and you showed me pictures of the black side of your family except they were all drawings because they couldn't afford a camera until you guys found out about them and took them in.

PS I'm still half asleep in bed with one eye closed so its probably really dumb that I'm even telling you this."

Now I am just DYING to know if that made him laugh when he saw it, because it definitely made me laugh when I first told someone. I really want to know what he thought, who he told, and what they said! May send spies in to find out.

This is starting to turn into a dream blog

I was in Chicago and Courtney and her roommate were out. It was raining out and I got let into their dorm to wait for them but I had to leave and I left the door open to I could get back in.

Then I was friends with a group of people who all worked together and they were trying to help me out with a test I had to take. They had packets and floor plans of where everyone had to sit for the test but there were so many that they couldn't remember where I was.

I was holding a half-black, baby-sized midget who was getting married and she was wearing a pink see through dress and a diaper, had almost no hair, and smelled weird. She got married before but no one came and she wore black that time. Her friend was getting ready in the same room and she had the most absurd makeup (see below) including a teal metallic design on her forehead and thick black smudgy lip liner that looked like a mustache.

My mom was throwing me a party over at her old house and there were 2 Abby dogs (Springer Spaniels) and they were running loose and I was scared that they were lost. Mom was up all night making food and I was sleeping in bed with a guy and a girl who both had a penis. At 6:45 we were woken up because there was a huge fire and we all had to evacuate.

I went to find my Grandma Trudy at her gas station and parked right in the middile of the lot but her employee was working. I went in the back and found her... but it was my mom and she wanted to go to her place but I was like, Mom, your old house was a freaking bomb shelter, why wouldn't we go there? So we were talking and she lead me to the bathroom and I waved bye to my grandpa on my way in.