I was in Chicago and Courtney and her roommate were out. It was raining out and I got let into their dorm to wait for them but I had to leave and I left the door open to I could get back in.
Then I was friends with a group of people who all worked together and they were trying to help me out with a test I had to take. They had packets and floor plans of where everyone had to sit for the test but there were so many that they couldn't remember where I was.
I was holding a half-black, baby-sized midget who was getting married and she was wearing a pink see through dress and a diaper, had almost no hair, and smelled weird. She got married before but no one came and she wore black that time. Her friend was getting ready in the same room and she had the most absurd makeup (see below) including a teal metallic design on her forehead and thick black smudgy lip liner that looked like a mustache.
My mom was throwing me a party over at her old house and there were 2 Abby dogs (Springer Spaniels) and they were running loose and I was scared that they were lost. Mom was up all night making food and I was sleeping in bed with a guy and a girl who both had a penis. At 6:45 we were woken up because there was a huge fire and we all had to evacuate.
I went to find my Grandma Trudy at her gas station and parked right in the middile of the lot but her employee was working. I went in the back and found her... but it was my mom and she wanted to go to her place but I was like, Mom, your old house was a freaking bomb shelter, why wouldn't we go there? So we were talking and she lead me to the bathroom and I waved bye to my grandpa on my way in.
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